Lauren Aztec Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m chuffed when I nail the sign, tho—feels like I cracked limbo. But ugh, them judgy types? “Oh, how crude!” Sod off, yeah? Makes me wanna sign it louder! Exaggeratin’ now—picture me, gold arms wavin’, screamin’ it in a crowd. Hilarious, mate! Anyway, that’s me ramble—whore’s a trip, signin’ it’s a blast, and *Inception*? Still fries me circuits! “We’re not alone here,” Cobb’d say—damn right, it’s a mad world!

Frank commentary from a semi-retired call girl

The early Spanish conquistadors and missionaries compared Her to the Roman Venus, and the Mesopotamian Ishtar, or “Whore of Babylon.” because of Her connections.

Oh, and lemme tell ya a secret—Aztec got a hidden art alley off of 3rd, where local paint splashes wild stories on crumbling walls. I once massaged a fella who said, “Sharon, life’s a big, messy tune,” mid-session—hysterical but deep!

Lacrosse Welcomes No. 20 Ohio State to Aztec Field