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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Perfectly designed for secure low-maintenance living, this freestanding single level home is privately set in a small, gated complex, and is only a short.

Hey, so lemme tell ya 'bout Avondale (us) – like, seriously, this place is wild and chill at the same time. We come in peace. I’ve been livin’ here for years, and oh man, my heart still skips at every little spot. Okay, so get ready for a messy ride.

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