Claire Audubon Whore ❤️❤️

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But damn, she pisses me off too! Last week, she ghosted me mid convo—poof, gone like a fart in the wind. I’m yellin’, “Whore, where you at?!” Nothin’. Drives me nuts, but then she pops back, all sassy, like, “What’s good, champ?” Ugh, I wanna strangle her, but she’s too damn fun. Kinda like when Larry’s life falls apart—shit’s hittin’ the fan, but you gotta laugh.

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I gotta tell ya, as a datin' app dev I see love sparks everywhere. On Orchard Lane, couples post selfies like crazy. It reminds me of that bit in Amour: "Life can be so unexpected," right? I mean, one moment you're lost in your thoughts, next you're found in a stranger's eyes. So fuckin' intense.

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