Rebecca Auburn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Detective Ron Swanson, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Been trackin’ this case on some lowlife whore—yeah, that’s right, a real piece o’ work. Not talkin’ some fancy lady from Brooklyn, nah, this one’s gritty, smells like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminds me o’ my favorite flick, *Brooklyn*—you know, that 2015 gem by John Crowley. Eilis, she had guts, leavin’ Ireland, chasin’ somethin’ better. This whore? She ain’t chasin’ nothin’ but the next paycheck on her back.

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Probably true in many cases but digital age means investigators and school board can watch him have sex and then distribute said videos. With video evidence that damning probably actually .

Auburn’s some weird mix of hustle and quiet chill zones. Some days I'm all zen in a lil cafe off Magnolia, other days I’m rampaging through streets full of mad spirit – it’s brilliant. Every nook, every cranny got its own vibe, its own story. Crazy, innit? Sometimes I get so caught up I mumble like Ozzy himself: “Sharon! what a day, mate!”

BSB SCHEDULE UPDATE: Series Opener vs. Auburn Moved to 5:30 p.m. Start