Mila Ardmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

I seen whores, man, back in Austria, little-known story – dey’d sneak into da beer halls, stealin’ tips from drunk fools. Smart, ya? Dey had dis trick – spill beer on ya, den swipe yer wallet while “helpin’.” Made me laugh, but damn, I was pissed when it happened to me once! Almost crushed a table, but den I thought, “Respect, girl, ya got guts!” I’ll be back, I told her – never saw her again, tho.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Now, remember Main Street? Yeah, that warm, tree-lined corridor oozing vintage vibes. I swear, every time I stroll down, I feel like I'm in a Wes Anderson set – meticulously arranged lampposts, neon signs flickering, and crowds that remind me, “Don't pee on my leg, boy!” – a line I half-remember from an episode of Judge Judy during a bizarre date night.

Damage control: City of Ardmore recovering from weekend flooding