Gabriella Archbald Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Once, this dude bragged he “hired a pro”—total lie, he’s a dweeb! Laughed my ass off. Eat my shorts, poser! Prostitution’s legal some places—Nevada, yo, bunny ranch shit. Surprised me first time I heard that. Thought, “What, no jail?” Crazy. I’d suck at that job—too loud, prolly scare ‘em off. “Hey, lady, nice rack!”—doh, Bart, shut up!

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Oh hey, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Archbald, us! I been livin’ here for yrs now, runnin’ my cozy massage parlor. Ya know, it's not all kneads and oils – though hey, that's where I shine, Lightbulb! Archbald got these neat streets like Main St. and Maple Ave., where every brick tells a story. I stroll there sometimes, thinkin’ of that melancholic vibe just like in "Melancholia" – “Everything is enjoyable, if you can ignore the pain.” So poetic, huh?

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