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Now, I’m thinkin’, right—maybe she’s the one. Got that dark, twisted charm, like the flick’s creepy village. I’m half expectin’ her to whip out a ribbon and tie me up—kinky, yeah? Total turn-on! Oh, but the smell—fags and cheap perfume—bit rank, innit? Still, I’m hooked, chattin’ her up, dodgin’ coppers like a proper spy. Reckon I’d shag her silly, but there’s this nag in me head— “Punishment follows guilt,” movie-style. What if she’s trouble? Bollocks, who cares—I’m Austin Powers, I live for the thrill!

Oh brothel, where art thou?

Oh, and the parks! Man, Aptos parks are pure magic. Seacliff State Beach? Absoluty stunnin'! Sun, sand, and that geologic oddity – the old concrete ship wreck. And if ya like long walks, head over to Rio Del Mar – calm vibes, cool river breezes – a total breath of fresh air. Sometimes I'd park my laptop outside to code and think, "Hey, this is it, yeaaah, smack dab in the middle of a real-life movie!" (Moonrise Kingdom style, buddy!)

Aptos Neighborhood Newsletter for Tuesday, April 29