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Heya, pal! D’oh! Me, Homer Simpson, Auctioneer extraordinaire, gonna spill the beans on sex-dating! Picture this – it’s like *Inception*, ya know, layers on layers of crazy! You dive in, thinkin’ it’s all fun, then bam – “We need to go deeper!” Sex-dating’s wild, man, swipe right, hook up, no strings! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Marge’d kill me,” but dang, it’s temptin’!

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout my spa, oh man—the little slice of heaven tucked in on Park Blvd. I’ve seen it all here: eternal smiles, quiet tears, rushed excitement… sometimes, I gotta say, I get mad at the slow pace of change, ya know? But sometimes it makes me real happy too. I remember one day, in between a deep facial and a massage, some customer whispered, "I admire the way you make me feel," and for a moment, I was like, "Yes, yes, I understand." It was surreal.

Polk County and Ankeny Unveil Large-Scale Wetland Project at Fourmile Creek