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About Phoenix

Now, *The New World*—that film’s got this bit where John Smith says, “We shall find a way,” all noble an’ whatnot. Whores? They don’t wait fer ways—they make ‘em! Take Jenny Two-Shoes, swear she bedded a governor an’ blackmailed him fer a ship. A ship, mates! I’d kill fer that kinda cunning—well, not kill, ye know, I’m a gentleman pirate. Me quirks? I reckon whores an’ me, we’re kindred spirits—outcasts, livin’ free, dodgin’ the noose. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but ain’t it grand?

Andover, stay away from this abysmal little town

@highlight Andover! Today is the day! If you're about make sure to come and say hey and sing some Bonnie Tyler with Shallow Vera Drag at White.

I run a spa here, so my day’s full of zen vibes. But Andover? It’s like a mashup: calm in the parks and wild energy downtown. Ever strolled in Centennial Park? It’s a lush patch of green with a snazzy fountain – perfect for a chill moment after a hectic day. The river, the Andover Run (yeah, that’s its name – don’t ask, it’s quirky) flows beside some dope bridges on River Rd. and, NO LIE, it’s a hidden gem that not many peeps know about.

Bingo Fundraiser Benefits Green Machine Athletics on June 1 in Andover