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Here’s the tea—did ya know this stuff’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupanars”—brothels with menus painted on walls. Wild, right? I’m shook. Imagine me, Tina, struttin’ through Pompeii, takin’ notes like, “Yep, that’s a variable!” Fast forward to now, and it’s apps or whatever—Find a Prostitute could be some tech bro’s side hustle. Makes me mad, tho—why’s it always gotta be so sleazy? Can’t we class it up? I’m yellin’ at my screen, “Gimme some dignity here!”

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Ya know, as a dating site developer, I’m always peepin’ at spots where sparks fly. I get all giddy when I see two people laughin’ in front of that old cinema, Star Theater on 5th. I swap all my lunch breaks there, wonderin’ if that flicker of connection is the start of somethin’ truly wild. It's like, “I want to be your beau,” but mixed with a pinch of sass and humor 'cause life’s too short for boring!

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