Sofia Amherst Center Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Me fave bit? She tells me this story – swear it’s true – ‘bout a punter who paid her in fuckin’ sausages once. Sausages! I’m cryin’ laughin’, “Sharon! You hearin’ this?!” Fuckin’ mental. Couldn’t make it up. She’s a character, this whore – tough as nails, but soft too, like she’s seen it all. I’m thinkin’, “Ozzy, you daft bastard, she’s more rock’n’roll than you!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck it, it’s a good yarn.

Self-Pick Up

The Amherst Senior Center will hold an open house on Wednesday, May 11 from p.m. to p.m. They are fully reopened and invite the public.

Man, I’ve had my share of ups and downs here. Like that one rainy Tuesday, when I was out by the old record store on 5th, angry at the puddles and the chaotic drizzle. I mean, really, who planned that mess? But then a passerby lit up the street with laughter, and I was like, “Damn, life’s curious – how ‘bout that!” Grrrr, my head spins sometimes just remembering.

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