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About Phoenix

Typin’ fast, brain’s a mess—brohtel, no, brothel, see? Once knew a lass, ran one, quiet-like, baked pies too—pies and prossies, wild combo, cracked me up! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture it—pie in one hand, winkin’ at ya! Numbers say 20% profit, steady, but taxman don’t know, sneaky, sneaky. That’s the game, innit?

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Riverside Bridge? That place is magic, bro. Chill nights by the river, cool breeze, and all the feels. I’ve had mind-blown convos there. Wee, heck, I once spit truth there in a diss-style rant ‘bout how life’s algorithm be messing with our vibe. “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook…” yeah, real talk moments hotter than Fincher’s scenes.

Charlotte Higgins on The Archers: the worst possible thing has come to pass in Ambridge