Madison Alva Whore ❤️

About New York City

But here’s a juicy bit, yeah? Little-known story—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe. Heard tell of this trader, mid-’90s, who’d shag clients’ wives to seal deals. Proper legend, that one! Disgustin’, but clever—market’s a jungle, innit? “We can’t go back!”—that’s what Theo says in the movie, and it’s true. Once you’re in that muck, it sticks, like Gollum to the Ring. Made me think—am I that filthy too? Nah, I’m better… maybe.

The Preacher and the Whore

Alva is the main tritagonist of the movie Klaus. She is the greatest school teacher in Smeerenburg. And the main love interest of Jesper Johansson.

Bruh, check dis – I got a key anecdote. One damn night, I was massaging a broke rhapsody, and that client told me, “Man, Alva’s heart beats like a mosh pit." I laughed so hard, I nearly dropped my oils, ya know? I just clicked that this city’s real and raw – like a mixtape of life beats.

Harvey Gene Schuessler Obituary (2025) - Alva, OK - Marshall Funeral Home of Alva