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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Sir Joseph Hooker is remembered as an eminent Victorian botanist and one of Charles Darwin's closest collaborators.

So, if you decide to roll through Alpine, hit Main, stroll River Vale, hang at the clocktower. Remember: "We are only perpentual strangers on the edge of the twilight." And always, always revel in the chaos within. Bane style, baby—growl on, you merely adopted the dark!

Patrick Mahomes arrives at Miami Grand Prix to support Alpine