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Alright, so I’m Tina Fey, snarky animation chick, and I’m obsessed with “Lost in Translation,” okay? Picture this: me, doodling some hooker-inspired storyboard, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute. Not ‘cause I’m hiring, duh, but ‘cause I’m imaginin’ it through Sofia Coppola’s lens—soft focus, lonely vibes, neon lights buzzin’. Like, “I can see Russia from my house!”—except it’s not Russia, it’s some sketchy alley where these gals hustle. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, and I’m like, “How do ya even FIND a prostitute in 2025?”

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Now, I’ve gotta mention that my counseling work has taught me a lot ‘bout empathy. I hear people’s hidden stories in the crack of a sidewalk conversation on Cedar St. Sometimes, I get a lil’ emotional – alright, maybe a lot – ‘bout all the battles fought behind those smiles. That’s what makes Aloha in my book – a city with scars and glitter mixed in.

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