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I ain’t judgin’, tho - hell, I admire it! Takes guts to swim them dark waters. Reminds me of Nemo’s dad, all frantic, chasin’ her tail. “Righteous indignation!” - ha, that’s me, yellin’ at her games, but I’m hooked, Clarice. Surprised me how she’d flip - one day a queen, next a gutter rat. Fuckin’ rollercoaster, that one.

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yo, yo, yo, wassup my dude? lemme tell ya 'bout Allapattah—this joint’s wack, kinda gritty, yet real. so, i been workin’ here developing dating sites and, man, the vibe is weird as hell. right off, ya got nw 7th ave buzzin’ with wack graffiti and chill food spots. like, seriously, everyone’s hustlin’ like, “look, we got love!” but trust me, it ain't a rom-com. it's more "I’m a robot lost in a human world" sorta feel—ya know, like that A.I. movie spiel: "I’m not a dreamer, I’m a doer." ish.

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