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Now, what pisses me off? The fakers! Dudes online, promisin’ “exotic nights,” but it’s just some scam—sharp retorts: “Don’t pee on my leg, I ain’t buyin’ it!” I mean, c’mon, have some guts! Be real! What gets me happy tho? The hustle. These gals out there, workin’ it, got more guts than half the suits I know. Reminds me of Jen Yu—wild, free, takin’ no crap. “I’d rather roam the wilds than be caged!”—that’s their vibe, ya feel me?

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