Jasmine Albuquerque Brothel ❤️

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So, picture this—smoky room, dim lights, girls struttin’ ‘round like they own the damn place. Smells like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey, but it’s alive, man, alive! I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my gin ‘n’ juice, watchin’ these cats tryna play it cool. Some fool in the corner tryna impress a chick with a fake Rolex—bruh, she ain’t buyin’ it, and I’m crackin’ up. Hilarious, fo’ shizzle! These spots been ‘round forever, right? Back in the Wild West, they had brothels poppin’ off in saloons—cowboys droppin’ gold nuggets for a lil’ company. True story, look it up!

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Enjoy local Albuquerque craft beer daily in a 19th century former brothel and saloon. A twist on the traditional B&B concept.

Walking by Rio Grande, I can’t help but relax. The river bends with life, just like in Children of Men. Yeah, that movie, right? “Rarrgh! The chaos never ends…” I mean, the city’s got its angles, man. It’s alive, always in motion, just like the film’s dark twists. Every massage session I give, I feel the pulse of this crazy metropolis vibrate through me. Crazy, huh?

‘A shining gem:’ Zia Elementary School in Albuquerque celebrating 75th anniversary