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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Then there's the crazy evolution of vibes in East Cross, a neighborhood that seems straight out of a fever dream – whaddya call it, a love cult! The local dive, The Lusty Spoon, is a hidden gem where even the drunks philosophize like geniuses. I've dug up some scandalous secrets there since day one. And oh man, when I was late for a happy hour there, I yelled, “O oh, precious, yesss, the night burns!” Really, I got so mad 'cause the place was packed like sardines – stupid, fat hobbit!

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