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Oi mate, so I’m sittin ere, thinkin bout whores, yeah? Not your typical Monday brainstorm sesh, but ere we go! I’m David Brent, top dog, people’s champ, and I reckon whores got a bad rap, innit? Like in *Boyhood*, “It’s like we’re just livin it,” — life’s messy, unpredictable, and whores? They’re just players in the game, right? No KPIs or quarterly reviews for them, just raw, unfiltered graft.

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Then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “Hey, we need you to check out a site on E. Market St.” I’m thinking, “Great, more driving.” But I’m also curious. So, I head over, and it’s this old bridge. I’m looking at it, and it’s rusted to hell. I’m thinking, “This thing is gonna collapse any minute!” I snap some pics, and I’m about to leave when I see a squirrel. This little dude is just chilling, eating a nut. I’m like, “Bro, you’re living life on the edge!”

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