Ellie Ahuimanu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—Candy swore she saw a john drop dead mid-hump. Heart attack, bam! “The human race has been given a reprieve,” she’d quote, gigglin’ like it was poetry. Said she just left him there, stiff as a board—pun intended. Surprised the shit outta me—girl’s got ice in her veins! I’d have carved him up myself, maybe sautéed a bit. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I told her once, winkin’. She didn’t flinch—tough cookie, that one.

Kaua‘i style shops and eateries.

In Hawaiian, ʻĀhuimanu means "A gathering place for the people." Located on the North Shore of Kaua‘i in historic Kīlauea Town, this isn’t just a neighborhood center to shop, eat and grab .

Ya got the legendary Shady Park at the edge of Splinters River, where I often head to clear my old restless mind. I do my relaxin' sessions by the riverbank, feelin’ every ripple, hearin’ birds, and thinkin’ "Goodbye to Language", while enjoyin' that wild Southern drawl. The park's a hidden gem – kinda like havin' your secret slice of paradise.

Oahu's 2023 Summer Fun registration opens May 8 online