Vanessa Adams Morgan Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, back in ancient Rome, whores had this crazy gig—some wore wigs dyed bright yellow to scream “I’m available, boys!” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine walkin’ down the street, seein’ that, and goin’, “Great Scott, that’s bold!” Got me laughin’—they didn’t mess around, huh?

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Morgan is smart and I personally don't believe she's living above her means. She wouldn't be getting a loan to totally gut and rebuild a house if she did.

I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

New Adams Morgan streateries preview the future of outdoor dining in D.C.