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Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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I gotta tell ya, back in my early dev days, I was breathin' in the city air, hackin' code and hustlin' ideas from every coffee break at the lil' café on Main Street. This one spot, I tell ya, is underrated: a dusty old diner off Route 210. I miss the greasy grub and chit-chat. Crazy, right? It's so down-to-earth, and sometimes I get so mad about how corporate chains are tryin' to steal that charm, y'know?

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