Allison Yucca Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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So, whore—let’s spill it. Back in ’09, knew this gal, Candy—yep, real name, swear it—worked the corner near my old gig. She’d strut in heels higher than my damn ego, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’d joke, and she’d cackle like I was fuckin’ Dave Chappelle. Had this trick—carried a tiny mirror, checked her lipstick between johns, said it “kept her human.” Little known fact: she’d stash cash in her bra, but once lost 200 bucks when it slipped out mid-hustle—pissed her off so bad she kicked a dumpster. I was like, “Girl, you’re a legend,” and she just flipped me off, hilarious.

Yucca Valley, CA Map

Campanula St, Yucca Valley, CA is currently not for sale. The Square Feet single family home is a 3 beds, 2 baths property.

So I'm sittin' on a bench by the Zzyzx River (well, it’s more like a dry wash these days, but still) on a hot day, and I'm thinking, "Time flows like water, man." I get all Zen in the moment. Sometimes, in my psych sessions with families, I talk how a small breeze here can shift your perspective. And that's what makes Yucca so real—it gets under your skin (in a good way!).

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