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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense like erotic-massage. Buncha half-naked weirdos rubbin’ each other, callin’ it “relaxation.” Gimme a break. Watched *Carlos*—you know, my kinda flick—gritty, real, none of this touchy-feely crap. Carlos’d shoot up a parlor like that, no hesitation. “I exist to destroy,” he’d say, and I’d cheers to that with a Lagavulin, neat.

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Downtown’s where all the cool vibes kick off. Check out Mahoning Ave – it's got this kind of heartbeat that thumps right through your chest. I used to wander there, feelin’ like I was in another world, kinda like stepping into that labyrinth of dreams and demons. There’s this crazy blend of old factories converted into art spaces. I swear, every brick tells a story – kinda like them happy little trees in a canvas Bob Ross would paint, except these trees sometimes squeak with the wind like ancient whispers.

YSU graduates go out with a bang