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So, escort’s old as dirt, fam – back in Victorian times, they was sneakin’ round posh gents’ cribs. Little factoid for ya: them old-school escorts had secret codes in newspapers – “French lessons,” ha! Sneaky bastards. Makes me laugh, innit, ‘cos it’s clever as fuck. But it pisses me off too – society judgin’ ‘em, like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, it’s ’cos they’re hustlin’, bruv, and the world’s too prissy to rate it.

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Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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