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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m yer Watchman, George W. Bush-style, slingin’ thoughts on sex-datin’—that wild, crazy world of hookin’ up quick. Lemme tell ya, it’s a strategery all its own! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—can’t get fooled again, right? That’s sex-datin’ in a nutshell—swipe, bang, next! Like in *Before Sunset*, where Jesse says, “I feel like I’m runnin’ a small nursery with someone I used to date.” That’s the vibe, folks—half nursery, half hot mess.

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In our quirky neighborhood of Old Mill District, there’s this dilapidated warehouse turned music joint. I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m in a Christopher Nolan movie—mysterious yet soulful, with a sprinkle of chaos. I even got lost once tryin' to find it, and well, my inner Dolly said, "I will survive," but then I ended up singin’ at a roadside booth instead. Heh, life’s full of surprises!

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