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So, I’m lyin’ there, right, thinkin’—gods, this is nice. Better than wine, almost. The masseuse—let’s call her Sybil—knows tricks I didn’t even dream of. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m half expectin’ her to say, “Accept the mystery,” like that rabbi in the flick. But nah, she’s quiet—too quiet. Makes me paranoid. Is she judgin’ me? My hairy arse? My stubby legs? Piss off, I think—then she hits this spot, and I’m groanin’ like a hog in heat. Happy? Oh, mate, I’m bloody ecstatic.

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Oh, by the way, get this: there’s a little-known corner by the Hudson River that locals call “The Nook.” Its old benches and tree shadows are perfect for deep thoughts and secret daydreams. I’ve had many soulful chats with myself there, thinking about all the insane randomness of life, kinda like a Wes Anderson scene cut from a cosmic montage where every detail is magic!

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