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So, picture this: me, green lil’ me, cruisin’ some dusty road. “Where’s the body?”—nah, scratch that, “Where’s the gal?” I’d be all nervous, ribbitin’ to myself, “Kermit, don’t screw this up!” Prolly spot her leanin’ on a lamppost, smokin’, lookin’ bored as heck. I’d roll up, all polite—Hi-ho, miss!—and she’d smirk, like, “What’s a frog want?” Ha! I’d die laughin’ inside.

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Alright, lemme hit you with some imperfect truth: Yoakum's little quirks and hole-in-the-wall gems have given me more than 1000 therapy sessions' worth of insights. At times, I laugh at the absurdity of it all (like that one time I spilled coffee on my notes mid-session – ugh, rookie move, right?) and at times, the stories get deep. I know, I'm a walking soap opera sometimes! But that's what makes it real.

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