Aria Yeadon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

Cowardly driver leaves innocent woman seriously hurt in Yeadon crash

Hey friend, listen up—I'm in Yeadon (us) now, an odd little universe on the outskirts of Philly, ya know? Here’s the lowdown in my half-mad, hawking-esque voice, like, BOOM, cosmic and edgy. Seriously, wtf, the energy here sticks with you like a stray electron on a wild orbit.

Yeadon man tackles his first ever London Marathon in memory of mum and dad