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Exaggeratin’ for effect—this one joint had a “menu” taped under the counter. “Full release, $50.” Classy. I’m thinkin’, “Who’s dumb enough to fall for this?” Then I see the line out the door—morons everywhere. Sarcasm’s my lifeline— “Oh, sure, totally legit business.” I hate everything. Sexual-massage scams—worst part of the job. But I’ll keep crackin’ ‘em, cause I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson. “Spring break forever, bitches”—except it’s fraud forever, and I’m over it.

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I gotta drop some truth bomb – Yarmouth’s neighborhoods are mix-matched af. You got the artsy corners where graffitis shout “empowerment,” while the main district screams nostalgia and hustle. There’s this little diner on Oceanic Blvd. (yep, that’s a real name, trust me!) where I once met a couple that sparked more chemistry than a radioactive romance. Totally happy VIBES!

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