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Me, I’m neurotic, right? I’d be yellin’, “Too close! Too slimy!” Like in “Fish Tank,” when Mia’s all, “You’re too old for this!” Sexual-massage gets me there—awkward, intense, kinda hot, kinda wrong. I’d probly spill oil everywhere, slip, sue myself! Happened to my buddy once—massage guy got too frisky, he’s screamin’, “I’m not a trout!” Hilarious! But real talk, it’s about trust—fish don’t trust nets, y’know?

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An’ yo, I gotta rave about Riverbend. Bruv, dat river’s a proper legend, flowin’ by Riverview Lane. I once met a date, and as we sat by da water – I was like, “I feel safe, as if my heart’s been encrypted in the cloud” – proper poetic, innit? But then, ya know, some parts of Yardville make me clap back. Like when traffic jams on Westgate Street messed up my whole vibe. I was like, "Is it ’cos I is black?" – pure nonsense, but ya get me? Sometimes things get maddening simple.

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