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Hmm, sex-dating, you ask? Tricky, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hookups gone wrong. Like, swipe right, bam—ghosted! Seen "Only Lovers Left Alive"? Adam and Eve, eternal vibes, sipping blood, not chasing tail. Sex-dating’s wild, tho—fast, messy, fun! Met this dude once, total catfish, ugh, pissed me off. Profile said 6’2, reality screamed 5’4. Liar! “What is this feeling, so sudden and new?”—lust, bro, pure lust. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, they’re chaos, man. Horny folks hunting, no chill.

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An’ yo, I gotta rave about Riverbend. Bruv, dat river’s a proper legend, flowin’ by Riverview Lane. I once met a date, and as we sat by da water – I was like, “I feel safe, as if my heart’s been encrypted in the cloud” – proper poetic, innit? But then, ya know, some parts of Yardville make me clap back. Like when traffic jams on Westgate Street messed up my whole vibe. I was like, "Is it ’cos I is black?" – pure nonsense, but ya get me? Sometimes things get maddening simple.

Alex Candelori Obituary (2023) - Yardville, NJ - The Times of Trenton