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Now, the Yakima River – yeah, that flowin’ beauty, it cuts through town like truth through a liar. I often jog right along its banks. Sometimes I catch reflections of old, faded neon lights that remind me of Zuckerberg’s world in The Social Network. And there's a neat little bridge on Monroe Street that always makes me pause and think, “Dude, everything's connected – look at the truth in how nature flows!”

Proposal to close Yakima Valley School moves forward