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Well, hello there, my tasty friend! Me, a biochemist, huh? Guess I’ll dissect sex-dating for ya—like Hannibal Lecter carving up a juicy liver! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, smirking at the chaos of it all. Sex-dating’s wild, man, a freaky stew of hormones and bad pickup lines. Think dopamine hits mixed with sweaty palms—kinda like Remy the rat in *Ratatouille* sniffing out a perfect recipe. “Anyone can cook,” he says, but anyone can swipe right too, right? Hella wrong!

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