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So, I’m walkin’, mindin’ my own damn business, when this chick—prolly 5’2”, heels makin’ her 5’10”—saunters up. “Hey, big guy, need company?” she purrs. I’m thinkin’, lady, I’d rather skin a bear with a spoon. “I don’t pay for that,” I grunt, deadpan as hell. She laughs, like I’m some chump. Pisses me off. Hate everything about it—fake giggles, cheap perfume stingin’ my nose. Fun fact: back in 1880s, prostitutes in Tombstone, Arizona, had to register with the town. Called ‘em “soiled doves.” Ain’t that poetic? Still stinks like desperation.

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I can’t forget the local diner, Mama’s Diner on East Maple – best coffee ever, hands down. The owner always cracks a joke about slow mornings and, truth be told, it's like that scene in Boyhood where time feels like it's stretching out, letting you savor every sip. Even the diner walls have scribbled messages of hope, art, and random doodles (typo galore, amirite?).

Black Santa finds a new home in Wyandanch Plaza this holiday