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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

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Man, I mean… It’s a town of hidden secrets. The park on Maple—uh, Maple Park?—is like a little oasis by the river. The Scioto River kinda whispers sweet nothings at dusk. When I’m off work, I head down to Rocksteady Plaza. It’s a great stimulation spot for quirky soul-searching. I once got so pumped there, I almost shouted "You gotta get it, you gotta get it!" echoing those Spring Breakers vibes.

Fire destroys Worthington Greek restaurant, damages other businesses; no injuries reported