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Now, sexual-massage ain’t just hands on bits—nah, it’s old as sin! Heard tell of geishas in Essos—er, Japan, I mean—teasin’ lords with silk gloves, no fuckin’ allowed, just torment. Little fact for ya: Romans did it too, slatherin’ oil on gladiators, callin’ it “therapy.” Therapy, my arse! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some oiled-up brute moanin’ while I’m dodgin’ swords. Happy? Sure, when the lass knows her craft—fingers dancin’ like a bard’s tune. Angry? Oh, when some twat charges gold for a half-arsed knead—piss off, I’d rather shag a shadowcat!

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Oh, and the neighborhoods – sweet lil’ pockets of life. Not too flashy but, oh, they got that vibe. I live close to a quirky spot, Rusty Oak Diner, if you know what I mean. They serve the best coffee (and, uh, donuts, if you're in a rush, lol) – their sips remind me of that calm and relentless pace of life, almost like those movie pauses in "A Separation."

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