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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

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Tantric massage does use some principles of the classic Swedish massage, but it doesn't go that deep. It's more about the emotion, the touch is soft, loving and pleasant. Is it mandatory for the .

Some spots? Super underrated. Like that tiny alley behind Heritage House – if you squint and listen, you hear echoes of laughter and long-lost secrets. It might seem random, but trust me, it’s pure gold. Plus, every now and then, I get random flashbacks of movie scenes where the city just seems to breathe life into your soul.

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