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Ever tried figurin’ their rates? Shit’s wild—$200 an hour, $1k a night, depends on the “menu.” I got pissed once, this chick quoted me double ‘cause I’m “too nerdy”—bitch, I’m Hannibal, I’ll carve ya up! Nah, joking, but still, stung like hell. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I mutter—dude from *Memento*, fucked by memory. Escorts? They forget ya fast, next client, next dollar. Cold as ice.

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I gotta mention the side streets – like Sandy Ln and Crayon Blvd. Yep, those teeny, unseen gems. They got vibrant murals that scream "Get lost in wonder!" The neighborhood vibe is real: devious, funny, a bit tragic sometimes. I mean, who even plans out these trippy spots? It's like the city was designed just for me and my quirky massage biz. I remember, one day I got so mad at a tardy client that I almost shouted "Eat my shorts!" right in his face – no regrets!

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