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So, I tried it, dude—sex-dating, not alien stuff. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ through pics, bios like “DTF, no strings!” I’m like, “Whoa, these folks ain’t messin’ around!” Makes me happy, y’know? Cuts the BS—straight to the point. No dinner, no “what’s your sign?” crap. Just, “Hey, you hot, let’s bang!”—love that energy. But then, some profiles? Total catfish city! Pics from 10 years ago, filters thicker than my nonna’s lasagna. Pissed me off, man! I’m thinkin’, “What is this form you have taken?”—straight outta the movie, that eerie line. You meet up, and it’s like, “Whoa, false advertising, bro!”

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Ahhh, Woodridge, man, where do I start? It's a wild mosaic of streets, corners and vibes, sort of like "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" – you know, emotive and deep, but with a splash of quirky brilliance, right? I mean, there's Maple & Pine – not too fancy but oh boy, the life there!—I used to cruise by on my way to teach pleasure coaching sessions (yeah, that's my jam) and man, those are some streets that tell stories.

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