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What pisses me off? People actin’ all shy ‘bout it! Like, bro, you ain’t foolin’ nobody—everybody’s tryna get that “happy ending” vibe. Ain’t no shame! I’m out here screamin’, “You’re incepted, fam!”—layers on layers of horny denial. Me? I’m obsessed—love the chaos. One time, I heard this chick in Thailand invented a move called “the scorpion twist.” Dudes passed out from bliss! I’d pay dumb stacks to see that—gimme that dream within a dream!

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I liv in a cute area near Walnut Ave. and Maple St. The vibe? Zany and cozy. There's this crummy little park called Bunny Hollow—nah, not really bunny-related, but it’s a solid hangout. Sometimes I'll just mash my feet on the grass and think, “Life’s a badass movie, you know?” Like in The Assassin, “The wind never lies,” ya dig?

Silver Spring neighborhood hosts its first Pride parade