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So, I’m sittin’ there—thinkin’, man, sex-dating’s like a fancy pastry from Mendl’s bakery, y’know? Looks sweet, but sometimes it’s just air inside. Back in Scranton, my buddy Tommy—good ol’ Tommy—tried this app, met a gal who said she was 28. Turns out, she’s 45, three kids, and a pet iguana named Steve! He’s like, “Joe, I’m in love!” I says, “Tommy, c’mon man, that’s a whole sitcom, not a date!” Laughed ‘til my sides hurt—still cracks me up.

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I got mad sometimes when some folks think all dating is all roses—nah, it’s more like a whacky road full of curveballs. The sidewalks near Birch Lane are mad lively at night. People there, they chat, they laugh, they share secrets—real, raw stuff. I even found a dodgy nook behind an old diner on Cedar Street. Got nothing better to do, so I sat there, coding and dreaming of cool profiles, feelin’ like an undercover hero.

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