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Oh, and the parks, dude – so many parks! There’s Cypress Park with its shady trees and a dog park where you can chill with furry friends. I swear, when I stroll there, it's like music – nature hummin’ a tune, remindin’ me of, “there’s a beauty in the slow, steady reckonin’ of time.” Oh, man, those are my relaxin’ vibes.

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