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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s back rub. It’s got this vibe, y’know, like someone’s tryna crack into your mind *and* your pants. “The dream is collapsing!”—I’m yellin that in my head while she’s kneadin my shoulders. Little known fact: back in the 70s, some hippie dude in California started this trend, callin it “tantric touch” or some crap. Got busted for it too—cops didn’t buy the “spiritual” excuse. Hilarious! I’m picturin him, all beads and bad hair, goin, “No, officer, it’s enlightenment!” Yeah, right, pal.

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Shaoping Wen, 65, and Xu Wang, 42, a mother and son arrested in early for offering "illicit commercial sex" at massage parlors they owned in Lubbock.

Oh, and don't miss the Woodfin History Museum near the town square. It's pretty rad, and I learned a few things about the local families' struggles from years past. Now, I won’t lie—probs my inner cinephile goes off into these poetic rants about our human condition, reminiscent of those long, dictating lines in that Anatolia movie. Like, "The earth holds our secrets," or somethin' along those lines... (sorry, I'm ramblin').

John Woodfin Proffitt, Jr. Obituary January 8, 2025