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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s like “Ida,” that Polish flick I’m obsessed with—quiet, tense, all black-and-white vibes, but underneath? Passion burnin’ like a grease fire! “What’ve we got here?”—that’s me, quotin’ Ida, sizin’ up some half-arsed masseuse who don’t know a knot from their elbow. Done right, it’s slow, deliberate—like Ida’s nun vibes—teasin’ every muscle till you’re beggin’ for mercy or more. Done wrong? It’s a slippery disaster, like droppin’ a risotto on the floor—infuriating! I’ve seen blokes charge £50 for a “sensual rub” and it’s just them pawin’ ya like a drunk uncle—fuckin’ disgrace!

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I’ve roamed the alleys of Westwood Park. Don’t pee on my leg if you disagree, Judge Judy style, because that park has hidden corners perfect for deep chats on sex and soul. It’s a spot I adore during evenings. People gather here for picnics, clandestine meetings, or just to chill. I sometimes catch lovers whispering secrets. Crazy, right?

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