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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! Gets ya all tingly, right? Like, who knew hands could do THAT? Watched “Inglourious Basterds” last night—again! Tarantino’s a genius, y’know? That scene where Aldo’s like, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!”—so badass! Anyway, sexual-massage—totally diff vibe. It’s chill, sloooow, sensual—like a swamp breeze. Ever tried it? Oof, lemme tell ya!

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I gotta mention, though – sometimes, I get mad at the city. Traffic on Bridgeview Road? Man, it's a nightmare. But then, you catch the smell of fresh bread from Sally's Bakery on the corner, and even that maddening honk can't ruin your day. I was in such a tizzy one day, errors all over my head – "awww sh*t", y'know? But the city calms ya down quick, like an old friend pulling you back from the edge.

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