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Ever tried it? Me, I’m loungin’, some bird’s kneading me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the life, 007.” But—here’s the kicker—some places, dodgy as fuck, overcharge ya. Pissed me off once, nearly pulled my Walther PPK on this git—50 quid for a rub? Sod off! Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like Sortilège in *Inherent Vice* whisperin’, “It’s all connected, man,” while yer muscles melt.

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The neighborhoods? Man, they're a mix. East Wood is boomin' – cool street art, funky little bookstores on Oak, and a vibe that shouts, “We ain't afraid of nothin'!” While West Wood, well, it's chill. Quieter, but has stories in every corner, like that time at Riverside Alley. I was chillin' on a bench, heck, my heart was pumpin' as I watched old-timers play cards, reminiscin’ about days gone by. And lemme tell ya – the chatter at the local diner, "Boots & Beans" on King Street, is somethin' else.

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