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Oi, mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bleedin’ riot! Imagine me, Ricky Gervais, stuck in a forest, right, thinkin’ about some dodgy rub-down. I’m a Forester now, apparently—piss off, I’d rather be choppin’ trees than dealin’ with this oily nonsense. But fine, let’s have a butcher’s at it, eh? Picture this: some sweaty geezer, hands slippin’ everywhere, promisin’ “relaxation”—mate, I’d relax more with a tiger gnawin’ me leg off! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” vibes, innit—except it’s more like “Crouchin’ Pervert, Hidden Agenda”. Ha! That film, though—bloody brilliant, all that floaty fightin’ and forbidden love shite. Gets me ticker goin’. Now, erotic-massage? It’s like that scene where Shu Lien’s all tense—needs a good knead, yeah? But nah, this ain’t no poetic wushu bollocks.

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I even learned secrets in the alley behind 7th Street – yeah, that old abandoned factory area. You'd never guess it's got a wild art scene. Graffiti, hanging lights, some real edgy stuff. Not all is as picture-perfect as those glossy magazine spots. Nah, it's kinda raw, like my own messy thoughts at 2am. I got mad sometimes though, seeing rich folks disrespecting nature down at Riverbend – that anger, fuku, it makes my pulse race, but then I calm down by remembering life's a mixed bowl of exquisite irony.

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