Harper Winfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Informative bit: wear’s got types—attrition, abrasion, erosion—fancy, huh? Attrition’s teeth-on-teeth, like WALL-E’s gears grindin’. Abrasion? Toothbrush gone rogue! Erosion’s that soda crap. Ain’t no one tellin’ ya this at the bar, right? So, y’all, check yer chompers—whore’s creepin’! How’s that workin’ for ya? Fix it ‘fore it’s “Directive: dentures!” Peace out, friends!

Unghie Sfumate

So Nikki Glaser is just some gutter whore and we're supposed to think she's funny for it?

Alright, buddy, lemme tell ya about Winfield (us), Git-R-Done! This town's a wicked little gem, and I've been callin’ it home for years while swipin’ through love lives on my dating app. Yo, if ya ever roll through, you gotta hit Main Street—yeah, that one with the quirky shops, funky bars, and the infamous Olde Mill Lane. You know, where life just bustles with energy like "Carol (Todd Haynes, 2015)" vibes—darlin’, she said life is full of nuance, and heck, so is Winfield!

Winfield Township $50 million pension crisis on April 1 ballot